Tuesday, January 29, 2008

How South Indian Movie Stars Saved The World

Title is self explanatory.
South Indian Movie stars are a class unto their own.
These overweight,bulletproof,double chinned,moustached knights in shining armour who save the day and get the hot chick in the end rule screens here.Theyre Gods.Role Models.....people do as they say.....people vote for them and they lead us,on and OFF screen.
though this topic has been flogged to death i,as a common,mediocre guy let my lower jaw go slack upon realisation of the fact that the 'uncle' that the college girl is pursuing on screen in real life has a grandaughter as old as the college girl herself.
Bad shit. :(
but whatever said and done these stars hold out hope to the world.
The scantily clad girls gyrating around the leadfooted hero always satiates the average middle aged male veiwer who is inclined to voyeurism.
the fact that a hero can take on a hundred ugly bad guys without so much as getting a bruise makes him a God to all the macho wannabes.
The Hero, in short is a shining example....he is beyond the laws that govern us letter mortals....the closest thing to God,God on earth.Imagine!!! the place wud be much better with a few Gods around.
Anyones better than George Bush.
Peace.

6 comments:

Aditya Vikram Dube said...

hehe.... dat is wat kirandi will neva abstain frm doin..... trashin da feigned superheroes....keep it up buddy

sriram_da_man said...

life sux:-|..they wont care if ur a bear, theyll let u act in 1 wen ur 50..dont worry :-|

Niketh said...

true..........true..........

Niketh said...

if ever newton saw any of these........he wuld have certainly rewritten certain theories......which wuld have been helpful in studying less ..or studying even more

Anonymous said...

aliya de.. u stopped?
keep them coming duffer

Sriram said...

hehe nice one, bro. Btw, this is Sriram, just passed out from loyola.