Staphylococcus Aureus

Staphylococcus Aureus is some kind of bateria.
each individual unit is spherical and they live in clusters.
and its is a pain in the butt.
Literally.
apparently some sort or infection due to this godforsakensonofabitch bacteriahas left me out of action and staring into a computer screen for weeks.
could be months.
and now i had a surgey or two and i cant sit,stand,eat, shit or sleep.
all i do is stand hunched in front of a computer typin in random useless bits of information in a position that could either be foetal or makes me look as though someones just landed a quick one
on my nuts.
Bowing down to this bacteria made me realise one thing.
Hospitals stink.