How South Indian Movie Stars Saved The World

Title is self explanatory.
South Indian Movie stars are a class unto their own.
These overweight,bulletproof,double chinned,moustached knights in shining armour who save the day and get the hot chick in the end rule screens here.Theyre Gods.Role Models.....people do as they say.....people vote for them and they lead us,on and OFF screen.
though this topic has been flogged to death i,as a common,mediocre guy let my lower jaw go slack upon realisation of the fact that the 'uncle' that the college girl is pursuing on screen in real life has a grandaughter as old as the college girl herself.
Bad shit. :(
but whatever said and done these stars hold out hope to the world.
The scantily clad girls gyrating around the leadfooted hero always satiates the average middle aged male veiwer who is inclined to voyeurism.
the fact that a hero can take on a hundred ugly bad guys without so much as getting a bruise makes him a God to all the macho wannabes.
The Hero, in short is a shining example....he is beyond the laws that govern us letter mortals....the closest thing to God,God on earth.Imagine!!! the place wud be much better with a few Gods around.
Anyones better than George Bush.
Peace.

Staphylococcus Aureus

Staphylococcus Aureus is some kind of bateria.
each individual unit is spherical and they live in clusters.
and its is a pain in the butt.
Literally.
apparently some sort or infection due to this godforsakensonofabitch bacteriahas left me out of action and staring into a computer screen for weeks.
could be months.
and now i had a surgey or two and i cant sit,stand,eat, shit or sleep.
all i do is stand hunched in front of a computer typin in random useless bits of information in a position that could either be foetal or makes me look as though someones just landed a quick one
on my nuts.
Bowing down to this bacteria made me realise one thing.
Hospitals stink.